They're out there. The media has told us that we shouldn't be out after dark, don't invite strangers into our homes, and always carry a sharpened piece of wood. Which is why you really need this vampire slayer bundle to ward off those blood-suckers. To get your body infused with garlic, this bundle has a package of garlic sausage and a jar of roasted garlic salsa. To get their vampire strength, you must dine upon strips of Count Porkula's Sun Dried Body. Don't worry, it tastes just like tomatoes and bacon. There's also a pack of bacon flavored toothpicks to carry just in case things get a little batty. Watch out for Mr. Pointy, vamps!
This Bundle Includes:
Bacon Freak Garlic Sausage
"Count Porkula's Sun Dried Body" Bacon
Roasted Garlic Salsa
Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
Availability:Usually ships the same business day