Aside from a million dollars, a super expensive sports car, and the fountain of youth; we have no idea what we want for the holidays. This question seems to weigh heavily on everyone's minds. Therefore we came up with the perfect solution: Gift Me Bacon! We guarantee that no one else at your Christmas party will be wearing the same one. It's a bacony-good play on words related to the best candy on earth! Bacon Is Meat Candy™.