Funny Bacon Greeting Card Messages

Can't think of what to say? Say it with Bacon! Use one of these in your Gift Message or Greeting Card.
They were all written by people just like you!

  • I HEARD THIS IS GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU A SQUIGGLY TAIL AFTER YOU EAT IT
  • With special attention to meeting your pork needs
  • Why bring home the bacon when you can have it delivered
  • PIG OUT, Bacon......mmm...bacon.
  • Porky fatty tasty yummy greasy loving bacon...yahoo!
  • For the love of Bacon!!!
  • I HEARD THIS IS THE LATEST HOLLYWOOD DIET
  • Mmmmmm, bacon.....
  • Remember bacon fat rules!!
  • OINK! MEANS "ENJOY" IN PIG
  • Wish I could lounge around with you every Saturday and eat yummy bacon!
  • Thought you could use a little JOY in your life & some bacon for your brain
  • This bacon should provide essential nutrients to help you heal faster. Get Well Soon!
  • YOU CAN EVEN USE THE BACON GREASE TO SLICK YOUR HAIR BACK
  • I enjoy the pig baby!!!, Doctors Orders - EAT BACON!
  • Happy Birthday, you bacon LOVER!!!
  • YOU'VE OFFICIALLY JOINED THE BIG PIG CLUB
  • Enjoy the bacon while you sing your bacon song. Oink! Oink!
  • You can never have enough bacon!
  • To your bar-b-que and to your health! PS Don't forget to butter your bacon!
  • YOU'RE NOT A PIGLET ANYMORE, SO EAT LIKE A REAL PIG
  • Too bad they don't have bacon flavored toothpaste..... Happy Birthday my baby! You are my bacon ;)
  • OINK! OINK! FATSO
  • TO MY FAVORITE LITTLE SUPER PIG, OINK! OINK!
  • You really can never have too much bacon. Happy porkday to you, Happy porkday to you, Happy porkday, Happy porkday to you!
  • I love you bacon much!!!
  • Wishing you a hoggy Christmas
  • Merry Merry Bacon!!!!
  • I always say, "better living with bacon!"
  • Hey Babe... Want ma Bacon??!
  • Happy Pigging Out!
  • I love when you pork me, let me return the favor
  • Everything is better with Bacon
  • Happy V-Day, Sweetheart... I figured nothing could show I care like two pounds of heart attack wrapped up and delivered every month.