Bacon Toothpaste

Minty toothpaste isn't very imaginative. As a matter of fact, it's pretty normal and boring. We like to think outside the box because we know bacon is cool- and so are you. We bring you bacon flavored toothpaste. It's like eating a meal while you brush your pearly whites! Talk about killing two birds with one stone... er... or something like that. All we know is bacon is delicious. And we would totally brush our teeth with real bacon if it didn't completely defeat the purpose of getting our teeth clean. But this way, we can! Thank you bacon for making the mundane necessary motions of life more enjoyable yet again. Hooray, bacon!

Each tube contains 2.5 oz (70 g) of protein paste.