Different flavors of thick slices of gourmet bacon delivered to your door each month. The bacon of the month club.
Yup, you read that correctly. Bacon each month, delivered to your doorstep. Who doesn't want bacon sent to them each month? Wait... Don't answer that. That's a silly question. C'mon, it's a Bacon of the Month Club! Have you ever heard any other words that sound this beautiful? Seriously. It's the best gift ever. BACON!