Bacon of the Month Clubs

The Bacon of the Month Club delivers different varieties of gourmet bacon to your door each month.
Yup, you read that correctly. Bacon each month, delivered to your doorstep. Who doesn't want bacon sent to them each month? Wait... Don't answer that. That's a silly question. C'mon, it's a Bacon of the Month Club! Have you ever heard any other words that sound this beautiful? Seriously. It's the best gift ever. BACON!