Bacon Balm Lip Moisturizer

Rubbing bacon on your lips doesn't always work to keep those puckers moist for a lengthy period of time. And usually, you end up eating the piece of bacon afterward. Therefore you don't have anything left over when your lips get dry again. And now you're sitting there wondering why we would even suggest you use bacon to cure chapped lips. We say, why not? With this Bacon Flavored Lip Balm you can savor the flavor of bacon and keep your lips kissably soft. Just don't try eating the Lip Balm or your lips. Neither are actual bacon.

Each tube is 2 1/2" (6.4 cm) long with a twist bottom dispenser. Not vegan-friendly. Use within six months after opening. Ingredients: Petroleum Jelly, Mineral Oil, Beeswax, Polybutane, Octyl Palmitate. Propylparaben, Fragrance.