Bacon Bandages

Getting little scrapes and burns are really a pain in the... You know. And putting bandages over them don't really look that cool. Unless... You have BACON BANDAGES! (Now, imagine a really cool booming voice while you just read that: BACON BANDAGES!) Bacon bandages can make any minor scrape look like it's a really cool accessory. Kids won't mind putting on these bandages because they come with a free toy inside! Macho men won't worry about their macho-ness being shamed by a silly bandage when it's BACON they're covering it with. Bacon is manly. And ladies, you don't have to worry about an unsightly bandage when it comes to bacon. It will look unbelievably cool and original. So get a box of these super neat bacon bandages and be the leader in trendsetting. Even better, be a Meat-setter!

15 bacon bandage strips per tin at 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) Strips come in a 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin