Bacon-A-Date Bundle

Bacon-A-Date Bundle

You Had Me At Bacon

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Product Description

So, you're makin'-a-date with someone who loves bacon as much as you do. Score! Obviously, this seems to be a match-made-in-hog-heaven. But it sure doesn't hurt to put your best foot forward. Just bathing won't cut it. While you're getting ready for your date; go that extra stretch and use the bacon flavored floss, spray on the bacon fragrance, and light that bacon scented candle for some mood lighting. You'll have them drooling without having to actually cook up some bacon. Make sure to put on the bacon lip balm before you pucker up so you can consummate your love for one another. Don't forget to turn up the Marvin Gaye coming from your speakers.

This Bundle Includes:
  • Bacon balm- .16 oz.
  • Bacon Floss- 27.3 yds (25m)
  • Boss Hog's Bacon Fragrance Spray- 2 oz.
  • Boss Hog's Bacon Scented Candle- 15 oz.
  • Availability:Usually ships the same business day

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    Overall Rating:5
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    Jose, NYC
     
    Rating:5
    this product is the shit, it really helped me get layed. she wouldt stay off me. I was suprised at how fast this worked. I even spraed some on my man parts